2004-12-09 [Radically Awesome]: *cricket chirp*

2004-12-10 [sprinkle junkie]: You didn't eat me! I'm still alive and cooking!

2004-12-10 [cant_get_out]: hmmmm im pritty sure it was a luis muffin *still sick* and if i had aten a tyan muffin i would have said i have aten a tyan muffin so there for it was a luis muffin *still sick* luis muffins taste like poo poo

2004-12-10 [Sonik]: Well, "ugly muffins" are known to be serial liars and deceitful creatures... I'm sorry, you can't be trusted. ^_^

2004-12-10 [n/aaaaa]: uhh......yeah. It's sad to see how my "brother" likes to act like a very respectable person who talks with a pluthera of vocabulary words to run through his toungh, yet it takes him so long to make a freaking joke. Let alone get one.

2004-12-10 [Sonik]: Uh.... its "plethora" and "tongue", stupid!

2004-12-10 [n/aaaaa]: i was mocking you, e-stuped!! (god ur lame)

2004-12-10 [BlankPage]: hey kiddos

2004-12-10 [cant_get_out]: hey satin....tyan luis u two be good little muffins

2004-12-11 [n/aaaaa]: kiddos....LOL!! CooLIO.

2004-12-11 [cant_get_out]: lol satin is the devil lmao .........devil muffin....u should join

2004-12-12 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: One day the muffins will rise up and take over the world BUWAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough cough*....

2004-12-12 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: ummm just a thought.......shouldent it be breakfast BITES back???

2004-12-13 [dominoe]: the madness i love

2004-12-13 [n/aaaaa]: i would figure you love dominoe's, but ok.

2004-12-13 [BlankPage]: bwahahaha, you little kiddos, i'll join if'n you want

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: * steps through the main sliding doors of the Muffin Army headquarters in flamboyant fashion* I'm back!!!!!! *looks around as if it were the first time he was there* Finally, to resume the undertaking of taking over the world!!!!  Hahahaahahaahahaha!!!!.....where's the bathroom?

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: :P i love this place

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Indeed, the time has come to formulate our plans to take over the world through our legions in the Muffin Army. I have found and entrusted the help of the World Domination I/S organization and anyone interested in helping our cause should contact the enterprise's leader, [Furr], to gain more insight. Soon, in no more than a week, muffin baking time, I will have created banners that will herald our alliance and unwavering resolve to take over the world!Hahahaahaha....whoa!!! *trips over himself*

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *starts evil laughter*

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Hahahaahaha.....!!!!! *laughs with a greater evil force*

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *buwahahahhahaha hahahahahahaha haahahahhaa* oneday the muffin army will rise up n rule the world

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: You!! *points to [~!~GreenDay~!~]* You seem like a pretty well-baked muffin...Want to overtake a personal task for me?

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *stops evil laughter*....."depents on the task...talk to me"

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Well, the World Domination I/S seriously needs some banners to get the word around about our alliance. Are you good at creating banners? *eyes you intently*

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: Check out my lates work at freaks.....you tell me

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Ah, my [crazzyfreak411] muffin's wiki... yes, I've seen your work. It's good enough. So, are you willing to accept this charge from the Muffin Army? 

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: cool can i make a banner too?

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: [dominoe], if you made a banner you would make me the happiest man...uh, muffin...on earth. Sure you can! *brings you into the ultra-secret and legendary Muffin Army banner creation factory*

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: ill get to work on it now

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Thank you so much, [dominoe]!!! Who loves you?! *corners the eminently small muffin into a corner, apparently chocolate chip flavor. Either that or this muffin doesn't take showers...*

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: one of then 2 i guess

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: yay

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: hey

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: hows evry1 2day den

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: so hu fought of dis muffin army den cuz i fink its a cool idea

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: nobody here right now

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: yea im ere

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: true

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: soooo.........

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: so what?

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: i duno wot u wana tlk bout we avin 2 convos! lol

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: dont eat the muffins

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: i dnt av ne muffins 2 eat but finkin bout it makes me hungry

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: sorry

2004-12-14 [SeXy~MiNx]: dnt worry!

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: okay

2004-12-14 [n/aaaaa]: wow.....that was the hardest vocabulary ive ever had to try and read through.

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: broken dreams i have something for u

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: [SeXy~MiNx], you are hereby banned from the Muffin Army if your talking jargon doesn't improve....  :p

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: your banners ready

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: Good job, [dominoe], I am so proud!!! *bursts out in tears at the sight of the new wiki banner* How can I ever repay you?

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: By the way, what do you have for my "sister"?  *eyes you suspiciously*

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: the banner cose u was not here its on my profile take a copy

2004-12-14 [Sonik]: I hereby knight you an official...um... chief muffin of the Muffin Army. Your talent is great!  ^_^

2004-12-14 [dominoe]: *crowd cheering dominoe* thank u thank u

2004-12-14 [cant_get_out]: you children are sick

2004-12-14 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: lol.........*kisses ugly muffin*

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Don't kiss him!!! You'll get muffin fungus!!!

2004-12-15 [n/aaaaa]: Thanks [dominoe] ;D

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: wellcome is the pic being put up in here?

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: I'll put in a request to my subordinate....

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: cool

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Yeah...  ^_^

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: whos the muffin king/queen?

2004-12-15 [n/aaaaa]: im queen......ow, uh. I post it when i get back!

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: am i a muffin?

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: maybe

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Of course you're a muffin, silly!!! Hereby you shall be known as the [insert name here] muffin.   ^_^

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: [dominoe] muffin of mayhem

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: I declare my friend [dominoe] the muffin of mayhem!!! Pretty soon, your name will be in the midst of our elite...

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: so why is your name up there?

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Uh, where?  o_O

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: your names not on the members list

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Shhhhhhh!!!!... I mean..um... that's a perfectly overlooked system malfunction! I shall get the editor of the wiki to fix it! *swears under his breath*

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: your not a member but your sister is

2004-12-15 [n/aaaaa]: ow YEAH!!! BO-YA BIATCH!!

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Dominoe, tyan, shut it!!!

2004-12-15 [Sonik]: Dominoe, Tyan, shut it!!!

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: moment tai

2004-12-15 [cant_get_out]: sonic dont talk to strangers

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: yes he dose

2004-12-15 [cant_get_out]: he is at school hahahahaha

2004-12-15 [cant_get_out]: i checked out ha ha ha ...no more school for chris...but i will miss you all soo soo soo much

2004-12-15 [cant_get_out]: luis tyan ...are u having fun at school?"

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: u do huh

2004-12-15 [cant_get_out]: ya they got to my old school i checked out yesterday

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: interesting

2004-12-16 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: sonik i will make banners for the muffin army...if u still want me to

2004-12-17 [Sonik]: Coolio!!! Of course I still want you to make some banners for our institution! Get to work, fellow muffin!

2004-12-17 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: shure thing

2004-12-17 [Sonik]: Thanks! *hugs you, the muffin way*  ^_^

2004-12-17 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *bows* yes yes i kno i kno

2004-12-17 [n/aaaaa]: damn you freaking luis!! why are gonna go and jack my fucking word for HUH!! THIS IS BOO-SHIT!

2004-12-17 [n/aaaaa]: OW, AND I ADDED YOU DOMINOE.

2004-12-18 [n/aaaaa]: can we jack the elftown muffin army banner??!!

2004-12-18 [Sonik]: I doubt there will be a problem; until they find out, that is......  ;)

2004-12-18 [n/aaaaa]: same thing i thought.

2004-12-18 [n/aaaaa]: ow, and stevie was trying to call you today. But u didnt answer the phone.

2004-12-19 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: i made a banner i just have to re-size it

2004-12-19 [n/aaaaa]: coolio. Ow, i made a green day banner for ur wiki.....can we use it?

2004-12-19 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: shure put it up under myne

2004-12-20 [n/aaaaa]: under ur what?

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: huh?

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: c'mon slowpoke

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: Who, me?

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: yeah u

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: A muffin deserves the right to act slow when deprived of essential sleep, okay?

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: yeah i guess

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: I love ya, [dominoe].  ^_^

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: I love ya [n/aaaaa]. ^_^

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: i dont think shes on

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: *ignores [dominoe]* And to all a happy holiday season!!!!! Watch out for the evil bakers!!!

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: what he said

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: *takes giant mallet out of pocket and hits sonik with it* teach u to ignore me

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: See, this is why I love this guy! (the friendly way, of course) He's funny, smart, and sort of sensible! *still ignores [dominoe]*

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: *eats hungry dog loose*

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: eat this or he will

2004-12-20 [Sonik]: *sends the Muffin Ramada to exterminate the weak puppy* As I was saying, [dominoe]....

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: mmm.....

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: thats cruel

2004-12-20 [n/aaaaa]: ok im here!!!

2004-12-20 [n/aaaaa]: i had thing to tend to ya'know **cou---its called a life---gh!**

2004-12-20 [n/aaaaa]: [Ril] , as the queen muffin, i suggest you label yourself a name--or i shall do so for you....mUaHAHHAHAHA!!!! PLEASE, AND THANK YOU ;D

2004-12-20 [n/aaaaa]: ALSO, IF I MIGHT ADD, you have one of the most creative house's ive seen yet. But'ah.....take off the avril crap....it makes me sad......PLEASE AND THANK YOU :D

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: *ahem* As the non-official muffin leader I, also, command you to appoint yourself a name before one is appointed to you, but leave you with the sole decision as to what to do with the Avril crap. ^_^

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: ^-^

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: BETTER.

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: Oh, hell no!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-12-21 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: WHAT

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: Tyan, or [n/aaaaa], is trying to discredit my hard work which I have lent to the Muffin Army for the last few months. How dare she! She actually erased us all from the member list!

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: WHAT!!! THAT WASNT ME!!

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: Im seriouse....that wasnt me. We have a freaking...i dunno what to call it, but they're deleted everything. They did it to people in elftown who didnt password protect their wikis

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: WHAT?!!!!!! *hehe* that's funny...serves you right for trying to make fun of me... :P

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: that was you......?

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: Of course that wasn't me!!!! I didn't even know that was possible!

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: well, now you know.

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: thats odd....maybe it was ur "friend" steven or whatever....

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: can u back on ur screen and copy paist it? i closed mine, so i cant go back.

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: Do I want to?

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: Promise me I'll be the third on the list or otherwise it won't happen.... :P

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: you can.....and yes you want to....and FINE you'll be third......OKIES!!??

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: but i know what you did...you made it so that only the exported version shows.

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: ive done it before.

2004-12-21 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *yawn* wuts bin happening i fell asleep

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: BUT, non the less, put it back the way it was PLEASE!!

2004-12-21 [Sonik]: There, its back to normal now...by the way, I didn't start this mayhem!

2004-12-21 [dominoe]: i dont know?

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: EHH..........anyways..

2004-12-21 [n/aaaaa]: LOLOLOLOLO!!!

2004-12-22 [dominoe]: right.........

2004-12-22 [n/aaaaa]: Wheres luis??......I MEAN......[Sonik] ?

2004-12-22 [n/aaaaa]: i was laughing for reasons that were reasonable.....when [Sonik] gets back, lets see if he notices. ^-^

2004-12-23 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *begins in evil laugheter* ONE DAY THE MUFFINS WILL RISE UP N RULE ALL THE LAND BUWHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHHAHAHA

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: i know, i know. I have to talk to the king about that thow....he hasn't been here in a while.

2004-12-23 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: So you want to be smart, huh?!!!!  :( I can be funny also!!!!! :) *smirks*

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: hey, hey, hey calm down. Be nice to our new member.

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: 2.[n/aaaaa] Queen muffin    ^-^....also Sell-Out Muffin, Rotten Muffin, Fermented Muffin, Throw-Up Muffin, Stupid Muffin, Retarded Muffin, and Unfair Muffin. :P

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Quick...everybody, point and laugh!!!! *the whole muffin army turns in [n/aaaaa]' direction and laughs hysterically*

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: thats now what it says up there...........

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: you wish.

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: You are sad with a capital "s":  Sad!

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: wow.....that doesnt add up because im happy, but whatever. So, have you checked your messages yet?

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Yes, I have to compliment you. Your wikis are getting better! ;)

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: lol!! Thank you ^-^ Can i add you to all of them?

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Please!!! ^_^  Thanx!

2004-12-23 [Alexander JS]: I must join..it rocks!!

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Feel free, then, [Alexander JS] muffin, to add yourself to our list of legions.... *leads you to the right path*

2004-12-23 [Alexander JS]: *follows looking around*..the pancakes..will want revenge...

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: *whispers* Yes, but they have no idea what's coming to them...

2004-12-23 [Alexander JS]: ...do they *looks around scared*

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Yes, my pupil. *makes sure that nobody is eavesdropping* See, the other day, we mixed the batter, thereby assuring our success....ahahahaha!!!

2004-12-23 [Alexander JS]: *eyes grow wide and points to a round flat thing on the road ahead that leaps upand runs away*

2004-12-23 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: *evil laughter*.BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH COUGH*...........*passes out*

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: wow....amazing what goes on while in sleeping.

2004-12-23 [Sonik]: Evil Muffin seems too be a tad too overzealous....call in the Muffin Shrinks!!!

2004-12-23 [n/aaaaa]: lol!!

2004-12-24 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: i dont think so im fine ure all just NORMAL aaaaaaaaaaah

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: Sure, Evil Muffin..... *calls in the sedative muffins from the back*

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: So, tell me a little about yourself. In which bakery where you born? What Muffin Academy did you attend?.... *gives the sedators the cue to take action....*

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: *they tackle Evil Muffin to the ground, pin her, amd proceed to inject the natural Muffin sedative into her: Syrup.* 

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: [~!~GreenDay~!~] says: No!!!! You can't take me down!!!!! Now is our time to act!!!!! The muffins shall take over the world!!!!!! BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!....oh look at that. Dancing muffins...*her body slumps and keels sideways*

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: *The sedators take her away, and once again peace is restored to the Muffin Army Headquarters thanks to [Sonik]!!!!!*

2004-12-24 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: and then he wakes up from his dream

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: ...to find that Evil Muffin doesn't exist at all.

2004-12-24 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: ehhee maybe i do maybe i dont

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: Like Freddy Krueger Muffin....  ^_^

2004-12-24 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: yaaaay No jason hes better

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: Well, okay.  ^_^

2004-12-24 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: dun dum

2004-12-24 [Sonik]: *pfffttt*

2004-12-25 [n/aaaaa]: uh....Riiiiiiiiight @.0  lol      HEY LUIS!! WERES DOMINOE!!!!????

2004-12-25 [sprinkle junkie]: hahahahahaha! PEEKABOO!

2004-12-25 [n/aaaaa]: 'elo lovely ^-^

2004-12-25 [sprinkle junkie]: I'm the sexiest muffin of all! see me dance! *dances provacotively*

2004-12-26 [~!~GreenDay~!~]: riiiiiiiiiiiiight

2004-12-27 [n/aaaaa]: LOL!!! wooowow!!! **throws money**